Here is your horoscope for Thursday, May 15:
Don't worry too much if you can't make up your mind today -- that's just part of the game. Every now and then, your decision-making powers take a break, so you ought to be able to wait it out.
Holy Moly Crap! Just when I thought I had it all figured out...Damn Cosmos!
Cross this off the list Willy...Willy?

Disclaimer: Penguin Practical Jokes * did NOT put the polar bears on the endangered species list...much.
*Also known as PPJ'S sometimes confused with PBJ'S (Penguin Bad Jokes..or was that the sandwich thing..wait now I'm confused)