Saturday, July 19, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Friday...Health and Scams...Sounds about right
TICK WARNING!
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important.
So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Have a great weekend! ;p
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important.
So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Have a great weekend! ;p
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Tuesday...Be careful what you ask for
The buzzword of this election is 'CHANGE'. Candidates
toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps
about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the
'Gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested
that they change their underwear.
The Gunny responded, "Aye , aye, sir, I'll see to it
immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks
you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your
underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you
change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz.
Get to it!"
The moral:
A candidate may promise change but don't count on things
smelling any better.
toss it around without saying what they want to change to.
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps
about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the
'Gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested
that they change their underwear.
The Gunny responded, "Aye , aye, sir, I'll see to it
immediately."
He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks
you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your
underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you
change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz.
Get to it!"
The moral:
A candidate may promise change but don't count on things
smelling any better.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Friday...Happy 4th Of July!!!
I'm back from fishin' and this is all I got...
Never Argue with a Woman...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, takes out a book and begins to read.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't it obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading,' she replies.
To which he replies, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book?,' she replies.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I am not fishing. I am reading,' she replies, again.
Again he says, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
And she replies, 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Never Argue with a Woman...
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, takes out a book and begins to read.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't it obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading,' she replies.
To which he replies, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book?,' she replies.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I am not fishing. I am reading,' she replies, again.
Again he says, 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
And she replies, 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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