Monday...Tom Presents Our Holiday Home Tour

As a result of everyone in this house recovering from what we are now calling "The Virus That Makes You Glad You Cleaned The Toilet In That Place NOBODY Can See Unless They Are Sitting On The Floor Next To It" our Holiday Home Tour is not as festive as we would have liked. But the show must go on and with Toms help as guest poster it did.

It takes a lot out of a guy to decorate a tree! Santa has to hang just right.

All the ornaments are not hanging on one side...HEY!...Who's doin' this me or you?

What do you do with those tiny pumpkins from Halloween and Thanksgiving? You make Snokinmen that's what!

Pay no attention to that GINORMARAMAS stocking hanging in the background...YES...I have been that good!

Mom loves Gargoyles. Doesn't he look Christmasy?

I helped Mom with this wreath,but without my cuteness it's nothing..HA HA!

One more picture to make you laugh. Thanks for stopping by and Merry Christmas!

Want to see more homes on the tour? Go to Jen's for the list!

Sunday...Posting The Cat Pics So Mrs. G. Doesn't Have To

Friday...Kids Do The Darndest Things

Wicked Wednesday...A Letter To Santa...Round Three

Monday...Another Non-Christmas Joke

The Old Scottish Golfer...

The doctor is amazed at what good shape his patient was in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
"I'm Scottish and I am a golfer"' says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a wee glass of whisky, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Da's deid?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Scottish golfer. "In fact he golfed wi' me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had anither wee dram and that's why he's still alive.He's Scottish and he's a golfer, too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandad's died?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Scottish golfer.The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandad couldnae go this mornin' because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"

Saturday...Holiday Tips

Wicked Wednesday...A Letter To Santa...Round Two