Wicked Wednesday...On Thursday...Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Lit a candle and sent a prayer to the Goddess/God this morning.This will be a true test of my better living through chemistry.

I volunteered to be a room mother at the school today.....

Wicked Wednesday...Hey Baby...Whats Your Sign?

Astrological After-Sex Comments.....

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

Friday Funny...

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month for his followup visit and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman grins and replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already!"

Wicked Wednesday...It's Me!

I'm back..Hello?..Hello?... Is this mic on?

Thank you for all the kind comments and e-mails. I do believe I'm gonna pull through...LOL!

Just one funny today..I wouldn't want to strain myself...*snort*

Thursday....Me

Dear readers,

You may remember this problem I spoke about in January. The "Light at the end of the tunnel" is heading straight for me....
The engineer is frantically blowing his horn while yelling "Git Outta Tha' Way WOMAN!"...
I have my ear to the track and swear I can hear disaster a-comin. But I am frozen apparently hypnotized by the pretty light.


So today I am paying a visit to my Health. Care. Provider.(approved by my Almighty Insurance Provider)to request a better living through science remedy...Available Now At My Nearby Pharmacy..Dispenser Of All Things Needed To Survive The Coming Crap.

Wish me luck.


Love,
Me!

Wicked Wednesday...Hell...Adjective Or Noun?

Monday...The Return Of Bizarre Holidays...*Insert Applause and Cheers Here*

Do a Grouch a Favor Day
When : Always February 16th
Why? : No one seems to know.
Do a Grouch a Favor today. Do it and make the world a better place.
Everyone has been a grouch at one time or another. Some people are seemingly grouches all of the time. It's in their nature. Others are occasional grouches, influenced by events in their lives, lack of sleep, the weather, etc. A few people are good at disguising their grouchy mood. But, they still need cheering up.
Look around for someone who is in a grouchy mood today. Then, do him or her a favor that will cheer up their day. There's plenty of grouches out there to practice on. Try it on all of the grouches that you see today, and watch the results! Except for Oscar the Grouch.We can't have him lose his job can we?


Presidents Day
When: Always The Third Monday In February
Why? :Because everyone in the government likes a useless holiday.After looking at the many portraits of our Presidents I am inclined to believe that Do A Grouch A Favor Day may have been started for them. Have you SEEN these portraits? Not a happy bunch.


Chocolate Mint Day
When : Always February 19th
Why? : I would venture to guess that retailers had some chocolate mint Valentine crap they needed to be rid of,but that's just my opinion.
Chocolate Mint Day celebrates anything and everything that is chocolate mint flavored. The most common chocolate mint treats are ice cream, candies, and desserts. Not everyone likes chocolate mint. But those who do love it. No, we don't know why some people don't like this great flavor. But, we do feel sorry for them! Listen up Girl Scouts! Use this Bizarre Holiday to your capitalist advantage!


Hoodie Hoo Day
When : Always on February 20
Why? : Because they can.
On this winter day, people go out at noon, wave their hands over their heads and chant "Hoodie-Hoo".
It is a day to chase away winter and bring in spring. After all, everyone in the northern hemisphere are sick and tired of winter at this point and a little crazy being cooped up inside all winter and not seeing the sun.
Did you know? Hoodie Hoo Day is a copyrighted holiday. It was created and is provided, courtesy of the great folks at Wellcat.com