Monday...Monday Morning Bridal Fair...The Cake

Just how awesome is this cake? It is made entirely from Krispy Kremes and is certainly a great

alternative for those of you who don't want or like cake (do these people really exist?) Not to mention that it apparently cost under $100 and took the creator just thirty minutes to put together. The bride responsible says it the donuts are all powdered to give the white effect whilst the inner portions are glazed rings and chocolate, the latter pilfered from the groom's cake.

This wedding cake is constructed entirely from Legos. Too crunchy for my taste.

The most outrageous wedding cake ... ever
Yes, that is a life-sized replica of the bride in cake form. 5'4" tall Chidi Ogbuta, the bride, said she always wanted a lookalike doll and since she never got one of those, she went for the cake instead.
If I'd been her fiance, it would have made me think twice about marrying her - not least because he had to stick a knife in it! - but each to their own, I suppose.

Of course the top of the cake sometimes tells the whole story.....

Friday Funny...

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge
towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my Goddess/God!"

Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "'You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and
even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a believer?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke: "'Dear Goddess/God, bless this food, which I am about to receive from
thy great bounty, Amen."

Wicked Wednesday...Let's Eat Out

Monday...Monday Morning Mona...Kid Style

Mona Lisa Muppet Style...








Mona Lisa Simpsons Style...









Mona Lisa Crazy Frog Style...

Wicked Wednesday...Life At The Office

Monday...Monday Morning Mona

Friday...Friday Funny

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who
responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded
and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser." That's a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always
late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called
Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this
lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time to
catch one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and
they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and
I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job,
and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked,
so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you
didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to
meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private
room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five
minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I
knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said, "Who screwed up your hair?"