Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Monday...Monday Morning Bridal Fair...The Wedding Dress?
What are your views on these
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Wicked Wednesday...Who Puts The "Fun" In Funeral?
The caption in the cartoon above says...
"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"
Monday, June 1, 2009
Monday...Monday Morning Bridal Fair...The Cake
Just how awesome is this cake? It is made entirely from Krispy Kremes and is certainly a great
alternative for those of you who don't want or like cake (do these people really exist?) Not to mention that it apparently cost under $100 and took the creator just thirty minutes to put together. The bride responsible says it the donuts are all powdered to give the white effect whilst the inner portions are glazed rings and chocolate, the latter pilfered from the groom's cake.
This wedding cake is constructed entirely from Legos. Too crunchy for my taste.
The most outrageous wedding cake ... ever
Yes, that is a life-sized replica of the bride in cake form. 5'4" tall Chidi Ogbuta, the bride, said she always wanted a lookalike doll and since she never got one of those, she went for the cake instead.
If I'd been her fiance, it would have made me think twice about marrying her - not least because he had to stick a knife in it! - but each to their own, I suppose.
Yes, that is a life-sized replica of the bride in cake form. 5'4" tall Chidi Ogbuta, the bride, said she always wanted a lookalike doll and since she never got one of those, she went for the cake instead.
If I'd been her fiance, it would have made me think twice about marrying her - not least because he had to stick a knife in it! - but each to their own, I suppose.
Of course the top of the cake sometimes tells the whole story.....
Friday, May 29, 2009
Friday Funny...
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge
towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my Goddess/God!"
Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "'You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and
even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a believer?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke: "'Dear Goddess/God, bless this food, which I am about to receive from
thy great bounty, Amen."
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge
towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my Goddess/God!"
Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "'You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and
even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a believer?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke: "'Dear Goddess/God, bless this food, which I am about to receive from
thy great bounty, Amen."
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
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