Thursday, December 31, 2009
Thursday...To My Blogging Friends
See you next year.This one's been a blast and things can only get better.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Tuesday...Loose Lips...OMG!
LOOSE LIPS:
"If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures,
then I feel bad for him." – Rihanna, revealing that the nude
pictures leaked of her in May were a gift for her ex Chris
Brown, to New York City radio station Hot 97
What a wonderful role model for our children...GAH!
"If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures,
then I feel bad for him." – Rihanna, revealing that the nude
pictures leaked of her in May were a gift for her ex Chris
Brown, to New York City radio station Hot 97
What a wonderful role model for our children...GAH!
Monday, December 28, 2009
Monday...Annoying Monday
101 Ways To Annoy People...77 through 101
77. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
78. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
79. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
80. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
81. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
82. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
83. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
84. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
85. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
86. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
87. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
88. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
89. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
90. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
91. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
92. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
93. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
94. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
95. Drive half a block.
96. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
97. Ask people what gender they are.
98. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
99. Regift a gift that was regifted to you to the person that gave it in the first place.
100. Thank the person who gave it to you in front of the person you gave it to.
101. Ask people to read annoying lists........; )
.
77. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
78. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
79. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
80. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
81. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
82. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
83. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
84. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
85. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
86. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
87. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
88. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
89. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
90. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
91. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
92. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
93. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
94. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
95. Drive half a block.
96. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
97. Ask people what gender they are.
98. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
99. Regift a gift that was regifted to you to the person that gave it in the first place.
100. Thank the person who gave it to you in front of the person you gave it to.
101. Ask people to read annoying lists........; )
.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Monday...Annoying Monday
101 Ways To Annoy People...51 Thru 76
51. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
52. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
53. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
54. Sniffle incessantly.
55. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
56. Name your dog "Dog."
57. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
58. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
59. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
60. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
61. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
62. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
63. Practice making fax and modem noises.
64. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
65. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
66. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
67. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
68. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
69. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
70. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
71. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
72. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
73. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
74. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
76. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
What a surprise..Another Tom and "Friends" Showing Today!
51. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
52. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
53. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
54. Sniffle incessantly.
55. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
56. Name your dog "Dog."
57. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
58. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
59. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
60. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
61. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
62. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
63. Practice making fax and modem noises.
64. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
65. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
66. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
67. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
68. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
69. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
70. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
71. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
72. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
73. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
74. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
76. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
What a surprise..Another Tom and "Friends" Showing Today!
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