Thursday...Horrorscope

Greetings Peggy --



Here is your horoscope for Thursday, May 15:



Don't worry too much if you can't make up your mind today -- that's just part of the game. Every now and then, your decision-making powers take a break, so you ought to be able to wait it out.









Holy Moly Crap! Just when I thought I had it all figured out...Damn Cosmos!




Cross this off the list Willy...Willy?





Disclaimer: Penguin Practical Jokes * did NOT put the polar bears on the endangered species list...much.

*Also known as PPJ'S sometimes confused with PBJ'S (Penguin Bad Jokes..or was that the sandwich thing..wait now I'm confused)

Wicked Wednesday...Liquid Laughs

This one is for Zenmomma!

Tuesday...Thought For The Day

If you must choose between two evils...

Pick the one you've never tried before.

Happy Mothers Day Y'all...;p

Friday...Uh Oh

An older couple is lying in bed one morning.
They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asked.

She answered, "Because I'm dead."
The husband asks, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"

She said, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insisted, "You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

Wicked Wednesday...Politics

Feline Friday...Err..Saturday...Part 2...Alternative Therapy...