Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Friday Funnie...
How to Wash a Cat
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the
lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash'
and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog 
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl...
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the
lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash'
and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Wicked Wednesday...One Giggle
Obsessions...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand & whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us."
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand & whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us."
Friday, July 10, 2009
Friday Funnie...
BBQ RULES
The BBQ season is in full swing.. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the importint part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL!
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT
TO THE WOMAN!
TO THE WOMAN!
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Wicked Wednesday...Internet Fun
REQUIRED COURSES FOR NEW INTERNET USERS ...
1. An Introduction to Things Everyone Else Has Already Seen
2. Sub-Title: Don't Forward This!
3. Two Paragraphs or Less: Writing An Email People Will Actually Read
4. The Economic Improbabilities of Nigerian Princes
5. Origins and Proper Use of the Caps Lock Key
6. Should I Forward This Email? Three Questions to Ask Yourself
7. Lose vs. Loose: The Eternal Struggle
8. Links You Should Never Click: The Advanced Class
9. You Are Not the 1,000,000,000 Visitor: Why You Didn't Win
10. The Psychology of Web Page Design, or "Don't Click That Ad!"
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