Tuesday...Be careful what you ask for

The buzzword of this election is 'CHANGE'. Candidates
toss it around without saying what they want to change to.

Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps
about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the
'Gunny' that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested
that they change their underwear.

The Gunny responded, "Aye , aye, sir, I'll see to it
immediately."

He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks
you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your
underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you
change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz.
Get to it!"

The moral:
A candidate may promise change but don't count on things
smelling any better.