My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started ...;p
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When we were at the beach, we had a family joke telling fest. Thanks to you, I had a couple to share. But only a couple you naughty, naughty girl.
Mrs g. :
Sorry about that I will try and do better..maybe.
That....was a good one!!
I'm sending to my mom (she of 3 ex-husbands), I'm thinking she'll get a kick out of it too!!!
Har! That was good ;)
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