Thursday, December 20, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
The Christmas Parrot...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised her the bird wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
I know it's not really a Christmas joke..But it made me laugh!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
More damn Christmas lists...
The top ten things to say about the "Special" Christmas Gift:
10. Hey! There's a gift!
9. Well, well, well ...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. And to think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the number one thing to say about the "Special" Christmas gift.....
1. "I really don't deserve this."
P.S. Click on the SNOWMAN...you know you want to!
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