Friday, December 14, 2007

And now the answers to the Christmas Carol game....

How did you do?


1. White Christmas
2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
6. O Come, All Ye Faithful
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Hall
9. Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Let it Snow
15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain
16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Twelve Days of Christmas

This one's for you mrs. g.


Alas, I don't have photoshop so my paint program had to do..Not too bad eh?




Famous couple spotted at awards ceremony.
Mrs. G. and her handsome companion were spotted last night at the "Best Blogger Evah" Awards. Mrs. G. ,of course, took home ALL of the awards!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

And now it's time for...

A fun little game to test your knowledge of Christmas. Come on now and let's play...

Name That Christmas Carol!

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals


The answers will be posted tomorrow. Good Luck !

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The holidays just keep on coming....

My job is to decorate for the holidays. The men folk are supposed to clean up afterwards.


This was Halloween/Thanksgiving...and was MUCH fresher.










Now it's come to this.





I've decided to go ahead and finish next years decorating as well.
Behold:
EastaMemorialFourthLaborHallowThanksChristmas.


And the men folk rejoiced.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Household Tips for the holidays...

This sign is above the door to the kitchen.







You are leaving the man cave when you enter this door. I am wondering why the guys don't see this warning? They go in, forage, eat my stuff, litter, and leave. I asked them why they ate this way. They told me it just in their nature. I asked them why they didn't leave my kitchen the way they found it..again with the nature crap.



I added Mistletoe and a not quite right Cuckoo clock to the mix. Maybe a fear of parasitic plants or mad cuckoo birds would make them reconsider and cancel all futher assaults.








So far the warnings have gone unheeded.I guess I'll have to pull out the big guns.



I'm thinking of adding one of these ...


Monday, December 10, 2007

One of my favorite Christmas Recipes.....



CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky




Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.


Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another tup.


Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver. Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky.


Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.




Sunday, December 9, 2007

My first tag I'm it .....

Hope has tagged me for a cool meme (here) and it has really got me thinking.




I'm gonna be working on this all day.

Click tha baby..Ya know ya wanna!