Saturday, April 12, 2008

Saturday Night Chuckle...


A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.


That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

Saturday...LOL Cats...But With Dogs Instead


Me IZ a master of dizguize...No?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday Foolery...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly,at 3 O'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside.

The woman,half asleep and sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man,

"Oh Shit Holy Moly! That must be my husband!"

So the guy quickly got out of bed, scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns totally steamed and tells the woman,

"I'M your husband, you slut hussy!!!

So the woman answers,

"Oh, yeah?!! So why were you running?!! You S.O.B. CAD !!!"