Friday Funny...

The Half-Wit...


A man owned a small farm in the midwest. The State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with the wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," said the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Wicked Wednesday...Not So Wicked, But Cute

Monday...Monday Morning Bridal Fair..Everything Else

Today's Bridal Fair takes us on a trip around the interwebs so help yourself to a virtual piece of wedding cake grab another cup of coffee and lets go...






Strangest wedding rituals? Go here for a look see.





Most expensive engagement rings? Go here for a jaw dropping,eye popping, wallet emptying gander.





Honeymoon anyone? Here is where the celebrities go to keep doing what they were doing before they got married.

And last ,but not least, the worlds worst bridesmaid dresses.You know you want to look

Now wasn't that fun?

Due to last weeks technical difficulties...