Friday...What do you want on your Tombstone?

Go here to make your own...Morbid ain't I?


But wait there's more...

Wicked Wednesday...No Butts About It!

To ALL my blogger girlfriends...

The New Motto for 2008!!

Start it early!!!

A POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Someone will always be prettier.

Someone will always be smarter.

Some of their houses will be bigger.

Some will drive a better car.

Their children will do better in school.

And their husband will fix more things around the house.

So let it go, and love you and your circumstances.

Think about it!

The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.

And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.

And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~ might be lonely. And the word says, 'If I have not Love, I am nothing.'

So, again, love you. Love who you are.

Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,

'I am too Blessed to be Stressed and too Anointed, to be Disappointed!'

'Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen.'

Be 'Blessed' Ladies~~~~~ and pass this on to encourage another woman.

'To the world you might be one person,but to the one person you just sent this to, it could mean so much.'

SEND THIS TO YOUR FAVORITE WOMEN ~~

I JUST DID!

My (most adored and idolized by me) SIL sent me this and I wanted to pass it on!

Bizarre Holidays...March

First let me say how sorry I am about being a no-show last week.Our entire family was brought to it's knees by a sudden outbreak of..... Sick-As-A-Dogitis.

But now its ALL better! :-)



Now on to...



BIZARRE HOLIDAYS........the March edition:


National Procrastination Week : 3 - 9
I REALLY meant to tell you about this one last week..but you know ..I kinda put it off.

Universal Woman's Week: 8 - 14
Three words..Hear Me *cough cough sniff* Roar


Consider Christianity Week: 9 - 15
I'm not going there.You do your thing I'll do mine 'K?


Girl Scout Week: 9 - 15
Go here for a cool Girl Scout moment. Read Busy Dads "Whatever happened To Girls Have Cooties" post.


International Brain Awareness Week: 10 - 16
I know this a real Medical Awareness Week, but all I could think of was..Huh? What? Brain Awareness? ......UHHHHHH....YEP! It's in there!


Turkey Vultures Return to The Living Sign: 11 - 17
What in the hell is this? Don't lie I know you were thinking that.Let's go here and see.Note the spiffy Turkey Vulture made from a toilet paper roll to your right.Who knew?

As an extra treat I decided to sprinkle some Monthly Holidays in with my weekly ones..Don't worry they are totally fat free!



Holy Humor Month
This would explain my Sunday Funnies post.


Optimism Month
I'm just happy to have a glass..Who cares how much is in it?


Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month
This is for Minnesota Matron who apparently needs more pets..LOL! Read the hilarious "The Matron Must Hire A Hit Man" post.

Well kids that's all I got. I hope you enjoyed this weeks ...BIZARRE HOLIDAYS

SEE YA NEXT WEEK ...I'M OUTTA HERE!

Sunday Funnies...Amen

Jen on the edge posted this site months ago..I'm still laughing at it.

Go here to make your own!