Party responsibly and don't forget your D.D.D.*
*Designated Doggie Driver
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Saturday..It's National Cowboys Day Y'all
Party responsibly and don't forget your D.D.D.*
*Designated Doggie Driver
Friday, July 25, 2008
Friday Funnies...HMMMM Tasty!
Good Eats...
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
Suddenly she exclaimed, "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time!"
When she got home, she realized that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had inthe cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food.
In a panic, she opened the can of cat food,stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years. You can make this for me any old day."
Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.
She told her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was cleaning himself"
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
Suddenly she exclaimed, "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time!"
When she got home, she realized that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had inthe cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food.
In a panic, she opened the can of cat food,stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years. You can make this for me any old day."
Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.
She told her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was cleaning himself"
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Tuesday...Mr. Diva Posts A Joke
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started ...;p
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started ...;p
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