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Saturday, February 2, 2008
Friday, February 1, 2008
The Friday Girls...Valentines List For Guys
Do you have a son, brother,uncle,grandpa or even a close guy friend who would benefit from this list? PLEASE help them now...The life you save may be their own.
Things not to say on your Valentine's date...
1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.
3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
6. I like clay. It's mushy.
7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.
10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
True confessions...
Monday, January 28, 2008
Now for something completely different...
Today's Random Fact...
The average human will eat an average of eight spiders while sleeping.
HMMMM...Maybe thats why I never get up for a midnight snack.
The snack comes to me, Arachnosnackia....
Sounds about right.
The average human will eat an average of eight spiders while sleeping.
HMMMM...Maybe thats why I never get up for a midnight snack.
The snack comes to me, Arachnosnackia....
Sounds about right.
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