Saturday...The Fall Festival Parade And Stuff

In a Galaxy far far away there was a young man on a mission.This mission involved decorating pumpkins for a parade.A parade of pumpkins for the school fall festival.

So, as any young man worth his salt would do,he got Mama to do it for him.

Mama delivered and made the young man look good in the eyes of his peers. A lot of terrific pumpkins (and their owners) showed up last night and we got pictures...: )

So now I give you Tom The Builder and his trusty sidekick Construction Pumpkin..(Or C-Punk as Tom renamed him....???) along with the First Grade Pumpkin Parade!!

Friday...More Loose Lips Via Johnny Depp

"I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it." - Johnny Depp


And I suppose if your little friend Tim said,
"Lets jump off a bridge"
you would do that too...TSK ! TSK !



P.S. I'm tellin Mrs. G.

Thursday...Loose Lips Via Paris

"Every decade has an iconic blond like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I'm that icon." - Paris Hilton


I don't know about you guys but I see ole Paris as one of those pesky gray hairs Marilyn or Diana would have plucked out and flicked away without a second thought.

Wicked Wednesday...Too much thinking and not enough doing...

Tuesday...Mr. Diva Posts A Joke...

Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic.

When I took it apart,I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small,but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.

I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of our marriage should have the same effect: It made me seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal.

She's still laughing.

Sunday...I Has A Sad...

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