My BlogSpot...

I was visiting my fellow bloggers this morning and stopped by JenWorld. I was admiring her home office and then thought..Why not show where I do my so called "blogging" from? So here it is DivaLands supreme blog spot.........My Kitchen!

Where do YOU blog?

Valentines...

Hope you enjoy the day..(And maybe get a chuckle from the Jib Jab video!)

Wicked Wednesday...

Bizarre Holidays...February

My "Wicked Wednesday" posts have been such a hit...LA LA LA LA LA I cannot hear you laughing at me...I have decided to do a Monday piece. Why you ask?



1. It's easy

2.It's fun

3.It's Monday

4. I don't have to use my BRAIN to do it.

5. Did I mention it's Monday?



So without futher ado I present...



Bizarre Holidays..



Catchy ain't it?



February 10-16 ... National Jello Week ( It's also Children of Alcoholics Week, but let's NOT go there today)





Would you like to hear about the "true" story of Jellos effect on history? Of course you would!

Lets go here !



For those of you still debating the real reason behind the demise of the Dinosaurs this looks promising!





And if you are truly mad for Jello you can always go here.


And who can forget this stirring tribute to the jiggly treat?

The Jello On My Fork
By Corn Syrup...

It sits there, the jello on my fork.
My fork holds the jello like a new born
The jello on my fork
The jello explores the forks many curves, the jello is content.
But it deserves better.
The jello on my fork.
Sliding through the teeth, the jello escapes the metal and lands in the bowl it first came from. The jello in the bowl.
The fork is lonely, and seeks another companion.
And dives in to the depths. After a few seconds it finds a red dream.
The fork cradles its catch.
The jello is happy. The fork is happy.
The jello on my fork.

I wept as I read these heart wrenching words...Corn Syrup,whoever you are,I bow to your artistry with the written word.......*Swoons and requires a chaise to recline on*

Well thats it kids,I hope you enjoyed this brief time with me! Be sure to tune in next Monday for the next installment of ..........Bizarre Holidays

I REALLY took some wiggle room on this one...No?

Sunday Funnies...

A family friend sent me this so I thought I would share it with you guys!


Eight Words with two Meanings :



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female... Any part under a car's hood.

Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.