Sunday Funnies...

A family friend sent me this so I thought I would share it with you guys!


Eight Words with two Meanings :



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female... Any part under a car's hood.

Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.