Saturday, December 6, 2008

Monday...A Non-Christmas Joke

A woman's husband was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he finally came to and motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, "I've had a revelation. You have been with me all through the bad times, and God knows there've been plenty! When I was fired, you were there to support me. When my second business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.When we lost the house, you stayed with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck... get the hell away from me!!"