Monday, March 10, 2008

Bizarre Holidays...March

First let me say how sorry I am about being a no-show last week.Our entire family was brought to it's knees by a sudden outbreak of..... Sick-As-A-Dogitis.

But now its ALL better! :-)



Now on to...



BIZARRE HOLIDAYS........the March edition:


National Procrastination Week : 3 - 9
I REALLY meant to tell you about this one last week..but you know ..I kinda put it off.

Universal Woman's Week: 8 - 14
Three words..Hear Me *cough cough sniff* Roar


Consider Christianity Week: 9 - 15
I'm not going there.You do your thing I'll do mine 'K?


Girl Scout Week: 9 - 15
Go
here for a cool Girl Scout moment. Read Busy Dads "Whatever happened To Girls Have Cooties" post.


International Brain Awareness Week: 10 - 16
I know this a real Medical Awareness Week, but all I could think of was..Huh? What? Brain Awareness? ......UHHHHHH....YEP! It's in there!


Turkey Vultures Return to The Living Sign: 11 - 17
What in the hell is this? Don't lie I know you were thinking that.Let's go
here and see.Note the spiffy Turkey Vulture made from a toilet paper roll to your right.Who knew?

As an extra treat I decided to sprinkle some Monthly Holidays in with my weekly ones..Don't worry they are totally fat free!



Holy Humor Month
This would explain my Sunday Funnies post.


Optimism Month
I'm just happy to have a glass..Who cares how much is in it?


Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month
This is for Minnesota Matron who apparently needs more pets..LOL! Read the hilarious "The Matron Must Hire A Hit Man" post.


Well kids that's all I got. I hope you enjoyed this weeks ...BIZARRE HOLIDAYS


SEE YA NEXT WEEK ...I'M OUTTA HERE!




4 comments:

josetteplank.com said...

I love these weird holiday posts!

I was going to write about Procrastination Week last week, but I'm putting it off until next week.

I think Jesus will understand.

And wait until my daughter hears it's Rescue a Guinea Pig month. She wants a hamster, but I had no idea that there were cavies in need of homes. Maybe we'll go for the bigger rodent after all.

Hope you feel better soon! We did the Month of Illness in February. Our immune systems are so boosted right now that if you listen carefully, you can actually hear them whirring.

Anonymous said...

Adopt a rescued guinea pig????

Cap'n Franko said...

Remember that 3/14 is both "Talk Like a Physicist Day" and "International Pi Day." I plan to eat some pie while spewing terms like: Heisenberg, Schrodinger's cat, Calusius-Claypeyron relation, etc.

Remember the grade-school math joke?

Teacher: Pi r squared...
Student interrupts: Oh no! Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

Peggy Sez.. said...

Jozet:
I'll get back to you on that Procrastination post..soon.

Melissa:
HEY..Just be glad it ain't Adopt Mostly Dead Roadkill Day!

Frank:
I do loves me some round cornbread though..with butter..Et tu?