Three women are chatting about their relationships.
One is engaged,one married, and one a mistress.
They decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.
After a few days the three met again and compared notes.
The engaged girlfriend:
"The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 6 inch stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you".
Then we made love all night long."
The mistress:
"Ah! Me too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he didn't say anything. But we had wild sex all night.
The married one:
"The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready with leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes home from work, opens the door and says, "Hi Batman. What's for dinner? "
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Much guffawing over here...
Awesome. I love it. I think my sons would be that husband someday.
That is exactly how it would work around here. I can just see me in leather. Snort.
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