Top 10 Reasons You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating...
10. You get winded by knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another child chew the candy for you.
8. You request the choice of a high fiber candy only.
7. When the treater drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say "Great Harry Potter mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to choose carefully a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger/Barbie in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/husbands live.
1 comment:
HA! And here I thought you were too old if you drove yourself door to door;)
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