Friday Funny...

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge
towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my Goddess/God!"

Time Stopped.The bear froze.The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "'You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and
even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you
out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a believer?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke: "'Dear Goddess/God, bless this food, which I am about to receive from
thy great bounty, Amen."