Monday...Annoying Monday..

101 Ways To Annoy People...26 thru 50



26. Drum on every available surface.

27. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

29. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

20. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

30. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

31. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

32. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

33. Set alarms for random times.

34. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

35. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

36. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

37. Honk and wave to strangers.

38. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

39. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

40. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

41. Wear your pants backwards.

42. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

43. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

44. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

45. only type in lowercase.

46. dont use any punctuation either

47. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

48. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

49. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

50. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



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