On the second day of December...

I admit it......I'm shameless when it comes to Sam and his "Glamour Shots"

Samson sez..."Merry Christmas...And here's an update...ALL the reindeers ain't girls....Booya!"

The Edumacation Nevah Stops....

Reindeer Facts......

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME....

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Now as you read that famous story for the umteenth time,armed with this info,you will still be able to smile..Well with that and a lovely adult beverage..