Friday...The Joys Of Marriage

Three women are chatting about their relationships.
One is engaged,one married, and one a mistress.
They decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.

After a few days the three met again and compared notes.
The engaged girlfriend:
"The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 6 inch stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you".
Then we made love all night long."
The mistress:
"Ah! Me too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he didn't say anything. But we had wild sex all night.
The married one:
"The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready with leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes home from work, opens the door and says, "Hi Batman. What's for dinner? "

Monday News...

It finally happened...No not that...We are going on a little impromptu vacation...Back in a few!

Wicked Wednesday...Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!

This is my 100th post y'all! Just call me the Queen of cartoons...Or not...Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

Bizarre Holidays...

Because this week in DivaLand is going to busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest here is your Bizarre Holidays List...Do with it what you will!




National Spring Fever Week 17 - 25
Doctor-Patient Trust Week 23 - 29
Egg Salad Week 24- 30
Root Canel Awareness Week 30 - 4/5


National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day 24
Pecan Day 25
Make Up Your Own Holiday Day 26
Kite Flying Day 27
Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day 27
National Mom and Pops Business Owners Day 29
Texas Loves Children Day 29
Grass Is Always Browner On The Other Side Of The Fence Day 30
Pencil Day 30
Bunsen Burner Day 31
National "She's Funny That Way" Day 31

My First Award...

I was so stunned to see that Zenmomma had given me this award it has taken me til now to get my shit self together and pass it along. So here it is...




YOU MAKE MY DAY...




Mrs. G. at Derfwad Manor: She never ceases to amaze me with her self depreciating wit and stories of her life!




Melissa at Green Girl in Wisconsin:She and the adventures of Team Testosterone keep me in miles of smiles!




Hope at HopeRadio: I tune in everyday for her style of humor and thinking...Dark...Like that last piece of dark chocolate you find and hide from everyone else!




The Matron at MinnesotaMatron: Nobody tells a side splitting horror story from the bowels of the schoolroom like The Matron !




Jen at jenontheedge:When I hanker for tales from the girly side I make a beeline for this site.Things in JenWorld always put me in the pink...or purple!




And of course Zenmomma who really deserves this award because day after day she truly Makes My Day!




And Now For The rules:





1. Write a post with links to five blogs that make your day.



2. Acknowledge the post of the award giver.



3. Display the "You Make My Day Award" logo.



4. Tell the award winners that they have won by commenting on their blogs or emailing them the news.

Wicked Wednesday...Easter Update!

Wicked Wednesday...OMG!

And in the spirit of fireplay fairplay....An equal viewing opportunity...Sorta.