Wicked Wednesday...The Unusual Request

The little sexy housewife was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't concentrate on his work. Whenever she came inside the room,he'd jerk his neck right out of joint to look at her.

When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a...well...unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on.

"Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about. My husband is a kind, decent man and he has a certain physical weakness, a certain disability, and now, I'm a woman and you're a man..."

The repairman could hardly speak when he said, "Yes; yes!"
"And I've been wanting to do it ever since you came in the door..." She smiled
"Yes; yes!" He smiled in return.

She continued, "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

Tuesday...The Dentist Awaits

Family dentist appointment today...Wish us luck !











Late breaking news...These teeth are CLEAN and cavity free...YEA!!!

Monday...Another day in the salt mines...With extra cheese

Stand Back, Genius At Work...


A large company, feeling it was time for a shake up, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed,
"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!!"


Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"


From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Saturday..It's National Cowboys Day Y'all

Party responsibly and don't forget your D.D.D.*

*Designated Doggie Driver

Friday Funnies...HMMMM Tasty!

Good Eats...

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
Suddenly she exclaimed, "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time!"
When she got home, she realized that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had inthe cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food.

In a panic, she opened the can of cat food,stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years. You can make this for me any old day."
Needless to say, every bridge night from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her bridge cronies about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the table playing bridge when one of the cronies said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play bridge knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was cleaning himself"

Wicked Wednesday...Catz and Dogz and Stuff ..Oh My !

Tuesday...Mr. Diva Posts A Joke

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started ...;p