Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wicked Wednesday...On Thursday...Dear Diary
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Wicked Wednesday...Hey Baby...Whats Your Sign?
Astrological After-Sex Comments.....
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
Friday, April 3, 2009
Friday Funny...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month for his followup visit and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman grins and replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already!"
The elderly gentleman went back in a month for his followup visit and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman grins and replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already!"
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Wicked Wednesday...It's Me!
I'm back..Hello?..Hello?... Is this mic on?
Thank you for all the kind comments and e-mails. I do believe I'm gonna pull through...LOL!
Just one funny today..I wouldn't want to strain myself...*snort*
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Thursday....Me
Dear readers,
You may remember this problem I spoke about in January. The "Light at the end of the tunnel" is heading straight for me....
The engineer is frantically blowing his horn while yelling "Git Outta Tha' Way WOMAN!"...
I have my ear to the track and swear I can hear disaster a-comin. But I am frozen apparently hypnotized by the pretty light.
So today I am paying a visit to my Health. Care. Provider.(approved by my Almighty Insurance Provider)to request a better living through science remedy...Available Now At My Nearby Pharmacy..Dispenser Of All Things Needed To Survive The Coming Crap.
Wish me luck.
Love,
Me!
You may remember this problem I spoke about in January. The "Light at the end of the tunnel" is heading straight for me....
The engineer is frantically blowing his horn while yelling "Git Outta Tha' Way WOMAN!"...
I have my ear to the track and swear I can hear disaster a-comin. But I am frozen apparently hypnotized by the pretty light.
So today I am paying a visit to my Health. Care. Provider.(approved by my Almighty Insurance Provider)to request a better living through science remedy...Available Now At My Nearby Pharmacy..Dispenser Of All Things Needed To Survive The Coming Crap.
Wish me luck.
Love,
Me!
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