Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
3 comments:
Where do you get this stuff? I shouldn't be laughing this loud in the teacher's lounge.
Ahh...mrs.g. I COULD tell you ..but then I would have to kill you! And then who would read my damn blog?..LOL!!
hilarious peggy!
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