Reindeer Facts......
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME....
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME....
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known -- ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Now as you read that famous story for the umteenth time,armed with this info,you will still be able to smile..Well with that and a lovely adult beverage..
3 comments:
I KNEW it!
Those cross-dressing reindeer!
Well they certainly couldn't be men...can you imagine those guys getting anywhere without being willing to pull over for directions?
Besides if it is going to get done a women has to do it, and if a man does anything there is a good women there helping him.
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