He said...She said...
He said, I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said, You wear pants don't you?
He said, Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said, That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said, What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said, Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said, How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said, We don' t know; it has never happened.
He said, What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
She said, A widow.
He said, Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said, Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
And last ..But not least..A little ditty for the women readers who may be in the throes of (peri /post/or slap dab in the middle ) menopause.Scroll down to the second song
"I'm A Middle-Aged Woman"..Some of the lyrics are a wee bit "colorful" but I guarantee you will laugh and nod your head in agreement!
1 comment:
Good ones!
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