Friday...Mr. Diva Is At It Again...

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.


The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"


He says, "Yes - just caffeine."


"Have you ever been in the service?"


"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."


The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."


He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"


The guy says, "Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."


The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."


The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"


"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.No point in you coming in for that."