Friday...This Could Happen To You

You are on the elevator at work/the mall/etc. when you suddenly realize ...
you need to fart pass gas.

The muzak in the elevator is really loud, so you time your farts gas passing with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your floor.

As you are leaving the elevator, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:

You've been listening to your iPod.