A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.
The prosecutor opened his questioning with,
"Where were you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!"the defense attorney cried out while jumping to his feet. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question."
"I object!" the defense said again,mopping his sweaty brow.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."
The judge ruled "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor turned back to the witness and smugly repeated the question
" SOOOO...Where were you the night of August 24th?"
To which the blonde replied brightly, "I don't know!"
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2 comments:
haHAhaHAhaHA.
blond jokes. gotta love 'em. i've learned to like them because everyone keeps sending them to me.
yes. i am a blond...and i do have blond moments...so sometimes, heh heh heh...it just adds to my character!!
Those blondes--they provide us so much humor!
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